The older you are the more interesting you become.…
Member of the official Australian Drinking Team.…
Look, if I fancied Brad Pitt more than you, I would have married him, wouldn't I.…
Buy me a drink and you can sleep with the knowledge that you are a generous person.…
Congratulations on being nominated Dad Of The Year…
Put the food DOWN and walk slowly forward with your mouth shut and nobody gets hurt.…
Congratulations on being nominated as Driver Of The Year…
Fashion Police anything you say may be taken off.…
I am looking for a deep, meaningful overnight relationship and your are the chosen one.…
I will love you all ways now that I'm reading the Kama Sutra.…