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I'd rather be 40 than pregnant…

50 Fantastic Plastic

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50 You've got everything going for you…

Antiques Expert Fantastic Plastic

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The older you are the more interesting you become.…

Australian Drinking Team Fantastic Plastic

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Member of the official Australian Drinking Team.…

Backstage Pass Fantastic Plastic

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Access All Areas…

Blonde Fantastic Plastic

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How To Keep A Blonde Happy…

Brad Pitt Fantastic Plastic

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Look, if I fancied Brad Pitt more than you, I would have married him, wouldn't I.…

Bullshitter Fantastic Plastic

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I'm a bit of a BULLSHITTER myself…

Buy Me A Drink Fantastic Plastic

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Buy me a drink and you can sleep with the knowledge that you are a generous person.…

Dad Of The Year Fantastic Plastic

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Congratulations on being nominated Dad Of The Year…

Diet Police Fantastic Plastic

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Put the food DOWN and walk slowly forward with your mouth shut and nobody gets hurt.…

Driver Of The Year Fantastic Plastic

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Congratulations on being nominated as Driver Of The Year…

Employee Fantastic Plastic

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Employee of the month…

F.B.I. Fantastic Plastic

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Female Body Inspector…

Fashion Police Fantastic Plastic

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Fashion Police anything you say may be taken off.…

Get Out Fantastic Plastic

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Get Out Of Jail Free…

Gynaecologist Fantastic Plastic

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Trainee Gynaecologist not yet qualified.…

I am Looking Fantastic Plastic

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I am looking for a deep, meaningful overnight relationship and your are the chosen one.…

I Will Love You Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP016

I will love you all ways now that I'm reading the Kama Sutra.…

Kama Sutra Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP006

Martial Arts Expert Black Belt…

Lawyers Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP025

Lawyers make the surest lovers…

Love Machine Fantastic Plastic

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Love Machine slow to start but works well with regular servicing…

Mile High Club Fantastic Plastic

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Mile High Club Wing Commander…

Mum Of The Year Fantastic Plastic

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Congratulations on being nominated Mum Of The Year…

My Mate Fantastic Plastic

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My Mate Fancies You So Do I…

Old Fantastic Plastic

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Old but parts of me are excellent…

Penis Donor Fantastic Plastic

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Penis Donor Card…

Porn Star Fantastic Plastic

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Auditions can be made available on request at short notice.…

Promise Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP033

Promise Of Love…

S.A.S. Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP021

Sweet And Sexy…

Sex Account Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP015

The Bearer is entilted to....…

Sex Olympics Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP036

Triple Jump Champion…

Sex Olympics Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP037

Synchronised Pole Dancing Finalist…

Sex Therapist Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP013

Lie down and I'll talk you through all my problems.…

Smoke Fantastic Plastic

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I don't mind if you SMOKE if you don't mind if i FART…

Stop Talking Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP009

Kindly desist with your loquacious, garullous, peurile detritus, or in other words Stop talking crap.…

Student Of The Year Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP020

Congratulations on being nominated Student Of The Year…

Talent Scout Fantastic Plastic

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Hollywood Talent Scout…

Teenager Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP030

When I was a teenager I thought..…

Undercover Expert Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP001

Come Under The Covers…

V.I.P. Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP003

Privileged Member…

Virgin Fantastic Plastic

Code: FP043

Genuine, 100% pure, untouched, chaste, innocent VIRGIN forever.…