Signs Of Life
Art Thief Sign Of Life
Code: SL030
Art Thief's explanation to the police of why his get away vehicle ran out of petrol.…
Beer Sign Of Life
Code: SL009
Beer helps ugly people get laid, fat boys dance, boring people become interesting.…
Children Need Sign Of Life
Code: SL026
Children need love, especially when they don't deserve it.…
Cook with Wine Sign Of Life
Code: SL020
I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food!…
Couples Planning Family Sign Of Life
Code: SL032
Couples planning a family beware the sex position that leads to ugly babies!…
Golf Sign Of Life
Code: SL027
Golf: Man blames fate for all other accidents but feels personally responsible if he hits a HOLE IN ONE…
Great Spirits Sign Of Life
Code: SL023
Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds.…
I Drink Wine Sign Of Life
Code: SL019
I drink wine when I'm happy or sad, alone or with company.....…
I Have Met Sign Of Life
Code: SL007
I haven't met Mr Right yet but I have met Mr Stupid, Mr Clever Dick, Mr Boring and Mr Cheapskate.…
I Like My Men Sign Of Life
Code: SL003
I like my men like I like my curtains, easy to pull and well hung.…
If At First Sign Of Life
Code: SL013
If at first you don't succeed your about average around here!…
It Is Not Necessary Sign Of Life
Code: SL024
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.…
