Signs Of Life
Art Thief Sign Of Life
Code: SL030
Art Thief's explanation to the police of why his get away vehicle ran out of petrol.…
Beer Sign Of Life
Code: SL009
Beer helps ugly people get laid, fat boys dance, boring people become interesting.…
Children Need Sign Of Life
Code: SL026
Children need love, especially when they don't deserve it.…
Cook with Wine Sign Of Life
Code: SL020
I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food!…
Couples Planning Family Sign Of Life
Code: SL032
Couples planning a family beware the sex position that leads to ugly babies!…
Golf Sign Of Life
Code: SL027
Golf: Man blames fate for all other accidents but feels personally responsible if he hits a HOLE IN ONE…
Great Spirits Sign Of Life
Code: SL023
Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds.…
I Drink Wine Sign Of Life
Code: SL019
I drink wine when I'm happy or sad, alone or with company.....…
I Have Met Sign Of Life
Code: SL007
I haven't met Mr Right yet but I have met Mr Stupid, Mr Clever Dick, Mr Boring and Mr Cheapskate.…
I Like My Men Sign Of Life
Code: SL003
I like my men like I like my curtains, easy to pull and well hung.…
If At First Sign Of Life
Code: SL013
If at first you don't succeed your about average around here!…
It Is Not Necessary Sign Of Life
Code: SL024
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.…
Loyalty Sign Of Life
Code: SL022
Loyalty, Teamwork, Leadership, Pride, Effort. We don't have any of that bullshit around here!…
Martini Sign Of Life
Code: SL028
I like to have a Martini, two at the very most, three I'm under the table, four I'm under my host!…
Night Out Rules Sign Of Life
Code: SL015
Rules of the night out. Drink triple, see double and act single.…
Seagull Management Sign Of Life
Code: SL004
This business is run on SEAGULL MANAGEMENT. The Boss flies in, squawks, shits on everybody, then flies out again.…
This Department Sign Of Life
Code: SL008
If this department is so overworked, why does everyone blush when they bring round the wages?…
When I Get Old Sign Of Life
Code: SL005
When I get old I'm going to get my own back on my kids. Even If I'm Not incontinent I'll pretend I am.…