Signs Of Life

Loyalty Sign Of Life

Code: SL022

Loyalty, Teamwork, Leadership, Pride, Effort. We don't have any of that bullshit around here!…

Martini Sign Of Life

Code: SL028

I like to have a Martini, two at the very most, three I'm under the table, four I'm under my host!…

Men Are Sign Of Life

Code: SL016

Men are like Grapes…

Mood Swing Sign Of Life

Code: SL021

Next mood swing 5 minutes keep your distance.…

Night Out Rules Sign Of Life

Code: SL015

Rules of the night out. Drink triple, see double and act single.…

Pimp Sign Of Life

Code: SL017

The Pimp…

Please Do Not Sign Of Life

Code: SL010

Please do not feed the staff.…

PMS Sign Of Life

Code: SL031

I don't suffer form PMS this is my personalty!…

Seagull Management Sign Of Life

Code: SL004

This business is run on SEAGULL MANAGEMENT. The Boss flies in, squawks, shits on everybody, then flies out again.…

Smoking Kills Sign Of Life

Code: SL006

I know smoking kills but I'm dying for a fag!…

This Department Sign Of Life

Code: SL008

If this department is so overworked, why does everyone blush when they bring round the wages?…

When I Get Old Sign Of Life

Code: SL005

When I get old I'm going to get my own back on my kids. Even If I'm Not incontinent I'll pretend I am.…